SHIT!

I have microwave popcorn..... AND NO MICROWAVE!

Let me think about this for a minute...

How did this happen. When I bought microwave popcorn, I had a microwave. Oh, that's right, I'm giving away what I can, and I freaking gave away my microwave! MORON! I don't use it all that much, but now, dammit, it's 1am I am wide awake (for reasons that are unclear to even me), I have the munchies (and a lack of food). I have no chocolate stash. I have no ice-cream stash. I don't want health food at 1am, that doesn't satisfy a craving for badness. Popcorn would have done it..

I'm going to go experiment in the kitchen.. certainly the kernels don't know they are suppose to only pop in a microwave, I'm going to try and pop them in a skillet with oil...

Wish me luck.